Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I don't think brook has ever known best
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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