And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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