You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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