in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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