I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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