I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Non-Jews are for practice
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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