spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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