Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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