you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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