This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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