where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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