we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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