You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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