my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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