i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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