did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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