I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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