You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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