In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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