I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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