Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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