It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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