haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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