new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Dicks are not precious.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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