My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
