you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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