member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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