I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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