in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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