if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Randomize
