Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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