Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
