This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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