dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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