No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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