# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I think my moral compass just broke
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