Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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