Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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