Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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