Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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