escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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