Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
it glows. i had to have it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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