I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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