her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
do herpes really smell.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
