can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
