didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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