he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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