i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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