The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
It's Friday. Sex?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
