Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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