we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
